Sunday, September 20, 2009

Hibernation

A day before Raya.
As usual, Ketupat Daun Palas is a must.


While most people are out and about eating kuih raya and lemang,
my family like every other year decided to hibernate.
Mama bear had to work so anak bear sent her before
sending Sister bear to her friend's house in Setiawangsa.
Nice area.
Will come back to stalk the neighbourhood.
Got lost for awhile.
Found Aeon Keramat?



Your Neighbourhood Stalker




Red light


Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Zahir Batin

Friday, September 11, 2009

Chanting in the NIght

SIBERSUKSES - 3 young adults were seen squatting by the roadside near the small polluted river of the naked land last Wednesday night. They were dressed in casual clothing although one of them looked like she was in her pajamas and my what a vibrant pajamas it was. Attires aside, they quickly got down to business. One of them (possibly the leader of the 3) fished out something from her Hawaiian shorts. It was a little object that spitted out an equally little fire. Then she took out a bunch of thin looking sticks. The origin of the sticks is unclear but sources say that they were purchased from a small bazaar near the cheapest hypermarket.



What happened next was horrible. The head honcho burned the ends of the sticks and after 3 seconds or more, sparks started to form, lighting their evil faces. The head honcho was assisted by the other young adult who had an unidentified tag daggling around her neck.








They began to shriek in delight and started making strange signs in the air. This was followed by a series of chanting in what could possibly be the Malay language, a language that can be both jiwang and lucah at the same time . The one with the tag got so overwhelmed that her voice was the loudest among the three. The sumbangness of her high notes pierced through the peaceful night alerting the Mamat-mamat Burger who were on the far end of the road.

It is believed that their doings were recorded but results of initial investigations proofed to be negative thus far. The search continues.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Ramadan

Ah, Ramadan. New experiences. New discovery.
Baru sekali sahaja bertarawih di masjid.
Hopefully more to come.

Alamanda
The proud Nigerian & the bubbly Pakistani
Hopeless at it. But good stress reliever.
Will get hooked on soon.

Jelajah berbuka.

Sahur. Never have I stayed up all night.
Presentations and deadlines approaching.


May the holy month bring you peace and tranquility. Selamat berpuasa.